birks 

Birks: short for Birkenstock, expensive stylish footwear, usually considered to be wore by "hippies", very comfortable shoes that are becoming more popular

Those who diss the Birks are missing out.

birks by -S- April 6, 2004

birks 

short for Birkenstock sandals. usually found on the feet of students at liberal arts colleges.

i'm gonna take that fuckin hippies birks and shove em up his ass sideways

birks by in2b8yall December 15, 2003

birks 

lesbiano or JAP shoes

i need sum birks to complete my jap look

birks by cheech November 23, 2003

The Birks 

An STD transmitted from tainted water

My balls are itchy doctor told me I have the birks

The Birks by Gacy Dahmer February 12, 2019

Birkenstocks (birks) 

berk - in - stoks

A brand of sandals known for their distinctive sole-patterning and arch support. Popluar for comfort and practicality, they are worn in all walks of life, but have a special place in lesbian culture as the "official" footwear of dykes worldwide.

* Wearing birks does not make you a lesbian--they are after all just sandals. But if you feel like waving a flag, a pair never goes awry.

** Maitenance: Seal the cork with contact cement to prolong life. You can get them re-corked and re-soled for less than half the original cost, so they can concieveably last forever.

"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). You don't break them in, they break you in."

"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). When did you come out?"

Birkenstocks (birks) by mme bovary August 28, 2006

amia birks 

amia is a sassy bitch, she can be a hoe but you better get used to it. she gets attached to boys very easily and can fall for a lot of them. everyone is jealous of her just because they can’t be her. she is very bad in bed but amia’s are perfect.

amia birks got way to attached

amia birks by rapunzal66 April 13, 2020

Bailey Birks 

Someone who is just good at life init.

Same "said bailey birks"

Bailey Birks by OverClip November 22, 2021