B1ades 

1. A complete butchery of the English Language via the usage of Leet Speak. Usually a self-definition of importance and greatness.

2. And ostentatious braggart who shows off to people, disregarding their feelings of annoyance.

3. An individual who refuses to stop talking in a monotonous voice, boring everyone in ear-shot. Also gets irritated by being interrupted when the individual has just interrupted you.

I'm a right B1ades, bow down and look at my l33t stuff.

B1ades by Snebbers September 1, 2011

l0vley_b1ades 

one of the best multi stan’s ever <33

so beautiful and kind

have you talked to l0vley_b1ades she’s the best

l0vley_b1ades by sky<33 September 26, 2021

l0vley_b1ades 

one of the best people/ multistans you could meet
so beautiful and kind

have you talked to l0vley_b1ades? she so nice

l0vley_b1ades by sky<33 September 26, 2021

Calling Blades 

The act of choosing weapons when challenged in a street fight; challenger decides which weapon will be used and if challangee does not have said weapon, challangee is SOL.

Blades can be substituted with the following: belts, bottles, rings, purses, shoes, brass knuckles, paper, chairs, boxes, knives, etc.

C-Dub: I saw that ho Stephanie the other day and I thought about calling blades on her ass, so I did!

C: Was she packing?

C-Dub: Hell no! You know I cut that bitch! And what?

C: Cassie, you are crazy!

Calling Blades by The Shiznit! June 15, 2009

Jack of Blades 

A powerful being, older than time itself. When gods and demons ruled over all, when man had not yet set foot on the earth, and creatures roamed that only your most terrible nightmares could begin to imagine, even then Jack was old. His mask is a soul shell, which explains how he has lived so long. His soul resides in it. The mask itself tempting foolish yet powerful heroes to wear it, thereby giving Jack a new body. His greatest accomplishment is bringing forth the Sword of Aeons form a dark void... Then getting his arse whooped by a Hero.

Jack of Blades: The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are insignifigant fleas compared to my power!!

Jack of Blades by Juraga January 7, 2006

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades by psiscott April 27, 2006

blades raczynski 

super hot sexy talented alpha male leader of the pack 😤😩✊

- wow this dude is amazing
- yeah, major blades raczynski kinnie vibes amiright

blades raczynski by twojastaraherbaciara June 3, 2021