Skip to main content
adj; noun

1. Products that are often not new, but could be in first class condition and/or that have been returned opened but not damaged. Usually on a 'first come, first serve' basis.

3. A girl that's not new and fresh, but neither is she damaged goods.
1. Damn dude, check out the deals I can score on this b stock merch.

2. Sometimes you just gotta pick up a girl off the b stock shelf.
b stock by MC Greater Than March 16, 2006
b stock mug front
Get the b stock mug.
See more merch
B stock is a unit that was used as a demo unit/ or display model normally by the manufacturer who then sells it to the retail stores at a lower price who then sells it to the public for a lower price.
We have that b stock item for 750 instead of the usual price of 900.
b stock by Luke April 18, 2006
Related Words
b stock B-Shock Supreme B-Randon b.m.w. B B-RAD B.B.B B.O. B.E.T. B.A.F
Products that were returned or refurbished, that have been re-boxed at a company or contract location to appear new and therefore have a full warranty when they reappear on the store shelves.
90% of what MicroCenter sells is b-stock.
b-stock by PyrexDragon July 3, 2012

B-Shock Supreme 

When in the process of macking on a girl, a small boy enters and completely steals all her attention away from you.
I just got a B-Shock Supreme from some little 5-year-old boy.
B-Shock Supreme by debussy June 21, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026