aysmd

aysmd is an acronym for “are you shitting my dick”

friend-taylor swift just came out with a new album did you see?
you- no way aysmd right now

by milfordilf September 9, 2021

AYSM

Acronym meaning "ARE YOU SHITTING ME"

#1

Timmy: So how was the math exam?
Jo: Easy...
Timmy: AYSM!?

#2

Zomglolasdf: I R f0und 3xal1bur olol
porkewn: B17(h AYSM??

by AcronymGuiiF.u.N October 14, 2009

ASMDSS

ASMDSS - Awesome Shit My Drill Sgt Said

What started out as a simple Facebook page sharing stories of privates' experiences at Basic Training grew into much more.
Now, this page promotes fundraisers for veterans in need by selling some fucking awesome gear.
Most importantly yet, this Facebook page has been a source of help for battle buddies in distress. Lives have been saved because of the Admins and their actions.

If that isn't good enough for you, beat your face until you find meaning for your sorry excuse of a life.

"Hey man, have you seen that page on Facebook, ASMDSS?"
"Aw yeah, that page is the shit!!"
"I know! Look at this bad-ass gear i bought!"
"That's fucking insane."

by beatyourface November 28, 2012

Aysuda

It is a name for the most awesome, kind and beautiful girl with beautiful olive eyes and Maroon hair, putting smile on her face all the time. She makes people happy. You are a lucky person if you have an Aysuda in your life.

Try to be Aysuda
Aysuda is an angel.

by James Bond (007) August 18, 2018

ASMDSS

1) Awesome Shit My Drill Sergeant Said
2) Facebook page with the most badass motherfucking drill sergeants

Did you buy any of the new ASMDSS gear?

by Pvt Turtle November 28, 2012

Ayymd

A word used in the circlejerk that is the subreddit /r/ayymd/. When someone says ayymd they mean AMD; a company that manufactures processors and graphic cards, but with much more ayy in it. It is meant to make fun of NoVideo losers (Nvidia users) and praise AMD as if it were holy. Intel (processor manufacturer) is also very unappreciated, it is called Shintel for a reason.

John: Ayymd lol NoVideo scrub lord bet u use Shintel too
Lisa: John stop, nobody thinks you are funny go back to the ayymd subreddit.
John: pl0x NoVideo scrub i bet u like ur heating element that is your novideo card kekekek how do you like your overheating scrublord, cant handle the dank that is amd

by drixy November 17, 2016

ASMD

Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, Division. The four basic mathematical operations one learns in primary school.

Also a weapon in the Unreal series of shooters.

1. It's an ASMD calculator, but will it blend?

2. It's an ASMD combo! Double kill!

by Sergei Bagina March 11, 2013