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Boi, AYSOD?! I don't like you!
AYSOD by animefreak&weeb September 1, 2020
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Absodontly 

When you are absolutely positive that you absolutely don't want to do something.
I absodontly want to go back to work on Monday.
Absodontly by WhyWhys November 7, 2015
Related Words
AYSOD ASOD ayodeji ayod ayodele AYODEN aysos ayodamola Ayodotun ayson
Some mf on Twitter who failed math.
in school i failed math cuz i counted my numbers in another way $ -ayodocc on Twitter

absodefinitely 

its the proper way for a male to make a promise without having to embarrass himself using the word "promise", or even worse "pinky swear"
Ladyfriend: honey do you promise you will show up at my cousins baseball game?

Hunky Male: baby, absodefinitely, i will be there absodefinitely and you can take that to the grave. youre hot.
absodefinitely by kovstar January 5, 2008
Ayodele a Nigerian name given to strong, funny, red(light, brown) skinned, and articulate men/ women. If you have a friend named Ayodele you are sure to have a friendship to last an eternity.
Ayodele you are so handsome!
Ayodele would never take my girl/man!
Ayodele you're very interesting.
Ayodele can you help me.
ayodele by AyoPrince November 19, 2016
Ayodeji is a sweetamon whos hella hood. he’s a goofball but is hella smart at the same time. Ayodeji isn’t open bout nun but can be honest when he wants to be. He’s one of the realest people you can meet but if you fuck up with him he’ll never talk to you the same and will just straight disrespect you.
OH SHIT! that man is movin like Ayodeji
Ayodeji by Ayodeji_ December 31, 2018
Ebonics compound word for "Every Body" commonly used in the "hood" and or "ghetto"
Ben: Bruh can you tell I been hittin a Gruntswell in the gym lately?

Ryan: Brooooo AYBODY can tell look how jacked and tan you are

Ben: Awe snap thanks bro montana
aybody by RUSSITHABOSS November 15, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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