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Fuck Altuve 

A serenade frequently heard at professional baseball games, used to show disdain and contempt for those who cheat at America’s pastime.
Fuuuuuck Alllllll-tuuuuuu-veeeeeee!!! Fuck Altuve. *clap* *clap*
Fuck Altuve by cwkummer September 30, 2021
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jose altuve 

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.
Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?
jose altuve by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

jose altuve 

Damn Jose altuve is good