iHangMyself!'s definitions

Houston Texans

The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.

WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

NO WAY!

That fucking screen when you insert Sonic and Knuckles with a Random Sega Genesis Cartridge locked on.

NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY? NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY? NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY? NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY? NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY? NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY? NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY? NO WAY! NO WAY!

by iHangMyself! December 12, 2020

You blew it

A statement you say to the Houston Astros when they lose Game 6 of the 2021 World Series.

Hey Houston, YOU BLEW IT!!!

by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021

You blew it

A phrase you say to the Houston Astros when they lose the 2021 World Series.

Hey Houston, YOU BLEW IT!!!!

by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021

jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.

Houston Astros and Jose Altuve…

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021