Fuck Altuve

A serenade frequently heard at professional baseball games, used to show disdain and contempt for those who cheat at America’s pastime.
Fuuuuuck Alllllll-tuuuuuu-veeeeeee!!! Fuck Altuve. *clap* *clap*
by cwkummer September 30, 2021
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