axeophilia

A medical condition that means that you seek the love of a guitar rather than having sexual relations with a woman.

Dave: hey check out Tom... whats he doing to his guitar?
Ben : Never mind he's a total axeophiliac so don't worry.

axeophilia by Luke Harris February 6, 2008

alcophiliac 

One that enjoys the consumption and effects of grandiose amounts of alcohol, but still leads a successful, functional, and happy life, and does not exhibit the dependant characteristics of an alcoholic.

Cecile can outdrink all her friends, and loves the taste of alcohol. She is frequently found partying her ass off while wasted, but knows when to stay sober and get down to business. She is an alcophiliac.

alcophiliac by Amandine foooooooooooood October 30, 2006

Aerophilia

When you love airplanes, you know sitting in an airplane and just looking down on the world. Or maybe even flying one.

Oh man, I cant wait to take off!
Why is it so exciting?
I dont know, I just kind of get "aroused" while high up.
Pretty sure you have aerophilia.
(Oh and btw, a fun thing you can do on google is take a phobia, for example emetophobia, and replace the phobia with philia, then you can find some weird fetishes...)

Aerophilia by Purpose Inc. May 9, 2016

autophilia 

Self-love, especially sexual attraction to the self. Vanity or narcissism.

I'm so hot I would literally f myself, wait what is that called?
its called autophilia

autophilia by xoxonarcissist November 14, 2020

acrophilia

Being aroused or excited by heights, or by performing activities, perhaps of a sexual nature, at great heights.

Mark has a strong case of acrophilia, he wants to have sex at the top of the Empire State Building.

acrophilia by DirkD January 24, 2007

Aspophilia 

From the diminutive of Aspergers, "Aspie" and the Greek -philia φιλία = love.

1) A sexual attraction to geeks.

I've found that many female Doctor Who fans have Aspophilia.

I knew I was an Aspophiliac as soon as I listened to his Quantum Mechanics lecture.

Aspophilia by nicocoer April 19, 2009

artophilia

Someone who gets sexuall aroused by art.

John is an artophilia.

artophilia by AshhydraX November 23, 2020