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The agency is a mysterious entity which was presumably founded in 2018. The first known encounter of the agency was on a Pokemon server where it quickly became a well-known name. The agency is mostly known on the internet but is expanding its presence exponentially. It is said that world champions, popular players and even global organizations are supported by the agency from behind the scenes.
While the main activities of the agency are unknown, there are numerous instances recorded where the agency "provides" its supporters with prosperity. Someone who is recruited by the agency is called an "agent", these agents are known to possess great luck and are bound to be successful in their walk of life. Supporters of the agency are donating to the agency in hope of getting provided with prosperity. Other means of supporting the agency are by buying the extremely rare merchandise, it is said that by simply wearing the merchandise one is blessed with good luck.
While the main activities of the agency are unknown, there are numerous instances recorded where the agency "provides" its supporters with prosperity. Someone who is recruited by the agency is called an "agent", these agents are known to possess great luck and are bound to be successful in their walk of life. Supporters of the agency are donating to the agency in hope of getting provided with prosperity. Other means of supporting the agency are by buying the extremely rare merchandise, it is said that by simply wearing the merchandise one is blessed with good luck.
"I just won the lottery, the agency truly provides."
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toxic player: "noo, he just 6-0'ed me with my stall team"
agent: "gg kid, that's on the agency"
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agent 1: "i just won the world championships"
agent 2: "agency agency"
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toxic player: "noo, he just 6-0'ed me with my stall team"
agent: "gg kid, that's on the agency"
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agent 1: "i just won the world championships"
agent 2: "agency agency"
the agency by high speed rush May 20, 2020
Pimping agency
Pimping agency - staffing or employment agencies that treat you like a dog, make lots of money off of you, and pay you next to nothing in return ... (in my opinion).
A pimping agency treats their workers like dogs. No matter how bad the place is that they send you to work, you have to suck it up, do a good job and not complain. A pimping agency gives you no paid vacation, no paid holidays, no paid sick leave, no benefits. They rake in lots of money from your hard labor and pay you next to nothing. Note: Not every staffing or temporary agency is a pimping agency, just most of them (in my opinion).
Pimping agency by maryal March 10, 2013
Three-letter Agencies
Three Letter Agencies are a general category of "spook" agencies, which defend America, but generally act mysteriously. A knock on the door at any hour from any of them should make you want to run for the back door or jump out the nearest window, except it won't help since they're already watching it.
Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.
ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence
USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.
Some are likely to make you disappear. Some may just want to question you. Some, you'll never know about, but they're already watching you. It doesn't matter that you may not have heard of some of them, they already know who you are, who you've dated, and what you ate for breakfast.
ATF - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
CIA - Central Intelligence Agency
DEA - Drug Enforcement Agency
DHS - Department of Homeland Security
DIA - Defense Intelligence Agency
DOD - Department of Defense
DOE - Department of Energy (yes, them too)
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation
INR - Bureau of Intelligence and Research
ISR - Air Force Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance Agency
NRO - National Reconnaissance Office
NGA - National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
NSA - National Security Agency
ONI - Office of Naval Intelligence
TFI - Office of Terrorism and Financial Intelligence
USSS (United States Secret Service) falls into this category, even though it has 4 letter in its acronym.
{Phone Rings}
Friend 1) Hey, how's it going
Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my
house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}
Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?
Friend 2 is never heard from again.
Friend 1) Hey, how's it going
Friend 2) Ok, but there's a black van parked in front of my
house. I think it's a three-letter agency and {static}{click}
Friend 1) Hello? Hello? What would one of the three-letter agencies want with you?
Friend 2 is never heard from again.
Three-letter Agencies by JWSmythe June 4, 2009
Hollywood Agency
The #1 Company for acting and modeling auditions in the United States. Mr. Lewis is one of the better-known talent reps at Hollywood Agency, and he has helped hundreds of aspiring actors and models break into the entertainment industry. Their website is www.HollywoodAuditions.com, and their number is 800-910-9168. Mr. Lewis is at extension 716.
Hollywood Agency was featured fictitiously in the movie Austin Powers, but actually helps thousands of aspiring actors and models to get auditions for acting and modeling in real life!
Hollywood Agency by HollywoodJournalist August 5, 2009
the agency
the agency, which main character is the Pokemon singles champion aka BLUNDER, is the guide and the belief of the truth , the skill and the magnificent.
the agency by Haveyourdinner April 18, 2020