axe face

adj. Describing someone who has a really fugly face.

Origins came from "it looks like that chicks face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an axe"

Tony, You were too drunk to realize you boinked an axe face!

She's a total axe face before she puts on make up

by staddydaddy August 3, 2004

face the axe

to confront a really uncomfortable, terrifying or dangerous situation.

i couldn't stand the guilt, so i decided to face the axe and confessed to the policeman.

by getjonas February 2, 2009

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.

I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

by Scot August 9, 2004

horse-faced axe battle anal rampage

When a human axe battle rampages a horse faced woman/man
or child's anal cavity

axe battle battle anal rampage:
extreme dry anal pillaging

Dude did you here lorin had horse-faced axe battle anal rampage sex with julia?

by dick milfier January 13, 2008