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Average weight of old girlfriends. It’s a simple value that’s used to measure your old girlfriends against that of others, when comparing conquests.
Mike thinks he’s such a ladies man, but his AWOG is well over 180, so he’s got nothing to brag about!

John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!
AWOG by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
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The amazing protagonist of Awoglet How 6.
He is full of personality and has a watergun.
Have you seen Awoglet?
awoglet by TonkoBanjo March 12, 2022
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caveman for please, often used to get something you want
man 1: can I see your mammoth
man2: no
man1: awoga?
man2: okay fine
awoga by mob2bkikny December 20, 2009
Another way of saying streaks to your friends, if they don't respond back with Awogga, they either don't know, or don't feel like responding back with Awogga
Person: Awogga

Person 2: Awogga
Awogga by Mr.forg September 15, 2021
It just means Awogga, it can be used to say greet someone, to get someone’s attention, or just so you guys can say it back to each other for hours on end
Person 1: Awogga

Person 2: oh hi

Or
Person 1: Awogga

Person 2: Awogga

Person 1: Awogga

Perosn 2: Awogga
Awogga by Mr.forg September 15, 2021

awogaphobia 

the fear that somehow, some were, doesnt matter if you hide a black man is watching you
on a plane awogaphobia is still haunting you (black man appears at window flying)
awogaphobia by smellyrabbitOM October 27, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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