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awkwardate 

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)
Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.
awkwardate by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007

Awkwardation 

When you are in the room with couples surrounding you and you're single... awkward make out sess..
When the tool and his girlfriend are lying on the couch together violently making out. That's awkwardation

Awkwardman 

a person who drives around in their awkwardmobile
someone allergic to peanuts
someone that has no friends
look at her sitting alone, what an awkwardman
Awkwardman by Janet Wiess January 17, 2011

awkwardian 

Awkwardian is a descriptor for someone who is known to be socially awkward in their unique form of eccentricity. These individuals, while obviously different, tend to be movers and shakers of the status quo. They don’t fit in, yet their presence can change the very landscape of society.

The term was coined by Jamie Bihl of Austin, TX on March 3rd 2014.
Awkwardians from across time would include individuals such as Mark Zuckerberg, Jimmy Fallon, Steven Tyler, Mozart and Picasso.
awkwardian by J Bihl March 13, 2014

awkwardlotte

an awkward person below the height of 5’4 who doesn’t know how to socialize and is a bit swag but odd at the same time
person 1: youre so awkwardlotte oh my gosh
person 2: awkwardlotte?

person 1: yea short and awkward but you have a hint of swag 😎

Awkwardality

Girl: You remind me of someone every time I see you.
Chaz: Who?
Girl: My dad.
Chaz: Oh (Awkwardality)
When chatting with a girl you like on facebook and there is a pause in the conversation, so you decide to kill time by texting your friend but instead text the girl you were just chatting with.
Me: "Whats going on?"
Girl: "Um.. what? I'm working."
Me: "Yeah, I meant to text my friend not you. That would be weird if I texted you to find out why you stopped chatting with me on Facebook." (Awkwardality)
Awkwardality by MC Scratchnsniff September 14, 2010