Awkwardality

The product of your reality becoming awkward.

Girl: You remind me of someone every time I see you.
Chaz: Who?
Girl: My dad.
Chaz: Oh (Awkwardality)
When chatting with a girl you like on facebook and there is a pause in the conversation, so you decide to kill time by texting your friend but instead text the girl you were just chatting with.
Me: "Whats going on?"
Girl: "Um.. what? I'm working."
Me: "Yeah, I meant to text my friend not you. That would be weird if I texted you to find out why you stopped chatting with me on Facebook." (Awkwardality)

by MC Scratchnsniff September 14, 2010

awkwarditity

The act of awkardness.

Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007

Awkwardacity

The audacity to be openly awkward.

They are unashamed of their awkwardacity.

by slayer Cee September 12, 2015

awkwardity

noun used to denote an awkward situation. It is infinitely better than the alternate, yet more commonly used word - awkwardness.

"The awkwardity increased exponentially when Caitlin took her pants off"

by magical lioplurodon January 2, 2008

Awkwardity

noun- 1. the state of being awkward.

2. Characteristics that make one awkward or ambiguous in gender or race.

Yo, so i thought you were a girl when i met you... you know because of your boobs but now I've noticed an awkwardity that makes me uncomfortable. Dude, it's your penis.

by chachahcacharmin April 27, 2010

awkwardicity

The amount of awkwardness in a situation. Sometimes the awkwardicity is so strong you can feel the awkward vibe.

Palmer realized the extreme height of awkwardicity in the room after he had walked in on his grandparents.

by TravisNelson51 October 22, 2006

Awkwardacity

The measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk's (Ak).

Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"

by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010