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Awkwardality

The product of your reality becoming awkward.
Girl: You remind me of someone every time I see you.
Chaz: Who?
Girl: My dad.
Chaz: Oh (Awkwardality)
When chatting with a girl you like on facebook and there is a pause in the conversation, so you decide to kill time by texting your friend but instead text the girl you were just chatting with.
Me: "Whats going on?"
Girl: "Um.. what? I'm working."
Me: "Yeah, I meant to text my friend not you. That would be weird if I texted you to find out why you stopped chatting with me on Facebook." (Awkwardality)
Awkwardality by MC Scratchnsniff September 14, 2010
Words you can keep

awkwarditity 

The act of awkardness.
Matt's awkwarditity kept him from ever getting laid.

Awkwardacity 

The audacity to be openly awkward.
They are unashamed of their awkwardacity.
Awkwardacity by slayer Cee September 12, 2015

awkwardity 

noun used to denote an awkward situation. It is infinitely better than the alternate, yet more commonly used word - awkwardness.
"The awkwardity increased exponentially when Caitlin took her pants off"
awkwardity by magical lioplurodon January 2, 2008

Awkwardity 

noun- 1. the state of being awkward.

2. Characteristics that make one awkward or ambiguous in gender or race.
Yo, so i thought you were a girl when i met you... you know because of your boobs but now I've noticed an awkwardity that makes me uncomfortable. Dude, it's your penis.
Awkwardity by chachahcacharmin April 27, 2010

awkwardicity 

The amount of awkwardness in a situation. Sometimes the awkwardicity is so strong you can feel the awkward vibe.
Palmer realized the extreme height of awkwardicity in the room after he had walked in on his grandparents.
awkwardicity by TravisNelson51 October 22, 2006

Awkwardacity 

The measurement of how awkward something is, usually measured in awk's (Ak).
Boy 1: "So uhhh, bro...I slept with your sister last night."
Boy 2: "What the heck bro!? The awkwardacity of that has no bounds!"
Awkwardacity by iMetzgermeister December 1, 2010
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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