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avengershq 

Doesn’t like the word family
Me -“Family is everything”
Avengershq - “Go die in a hole”
avengershq by Mrcheese head July 30, 2021
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Avengers Endgame 

A MOVIE EVERYONE WILL SLAP YOU IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE MOVIE IN PUBLIC UNTIL SIX MONTHS AFTER IT COMES OUT
Did you hear about Marshall after he left Avengers Endgame and was talking about it with his friends? Everyone who passed by kicked, punched or tripped him. Hope that taught you a lesson about spoiling movies.

Avengers (2012) 

A fairly entertaining movie, put marvel in the billion dollar mark $$$$$

It’s simple plot aside, it’s executed well and thanks to the character dynamics it does what the transformers movies wishes it did.

A movie with a heart is what the avengers (2012) IS

Nowadays there’s jokes of the cringey one liners and low stakes of mcu movies but avengers (2012) was AMAZING at the time of 2012..

Without avengers (2012) I don’t know where marvel would be tbh

A movie that shouldn’t work BUT IT DID and it sure as hell paid off, otherwise the buildup in phase 1 movies would’ve been for NOTHING

Avengers (2012) worked and will forever be regarded as one of the best marvel movies of all time
Avengers (2012) is historically significant in terms of comic book films

The avengers (2012) is perfect
Avengers (2012) by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

The Avengers (2012) 

Marvel's The Avengers is a 2012 American superhero film produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures,based on the Marvel Comics superhero team of the same name. It is the sixth installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The film is scripted and directed by Joss Whedon and features an ensemble cast that includes Robert Downey, Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Clark Gregg, Cobie Smulders, Stellan Skarsgård and Samuel L. Jackson. In The Avengers, Nick Fury, director of the peacekeeping organization S.H.I.E.L.D., recruits Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk, and Thor to form a team that must stop Thor's adoptive brother Loki from subjugating the earth.
The Avengers (2012):
Steve Rogers: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...
(Thor appears)

Thor: Do not touch me again!
Iron Man: Then don't take my stuff.
Thor: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Iron Man: Ah, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Thor: Loki will face Asgardian justice!
Iron Man: He gives up the Cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way...TOURIST!
(Thor, angered by the retort, throws his hammer Mjolnir forcefully at Iron Man, sending Iron Man flying back a distance through the forest)

Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, I think now might be a good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
(Banner hulks out and punches the Leviathan)

Iron Man: What else you got?
Clint Barton: Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on Sixth.
Iron Man: And he didn't invite me...

(Stark grabs a nuclear missile and routes it to the portal)
Jarvis: Sir, you realize this is a one-way trip?
Iron Man: Pleasure working with you, JARVIS.

(After end credits scene #1)
The Other: Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court death.
(Thanos rises and smiles)

(After end credits scene #2)
The Avengers eat in silence at a shawarma restaurant.

avengersphobic 

oh you know avengersphobic? yeah he’s that one guy who had his account banned 😹
avengersphobic is home of phobic

Avengers syndrome

The desire for the Avengers to save the world, caused by the psychological condition of only acknowledging a global threat to humanity once it enters Manhattan Island.
Thousands of alarmed New York Yankees fans experienced severe Avengers syndrome upon learning that the MLB would be suspended due to a viral outbreak.
Avengers syndrome by hitman92 March 16, 2020

Avengers End Game 

The Next Installment of the Avengers and a direct sequel to Avengers Infinity War. The film will follow the events of the surviving Avengers who must find a way to undo the snap and save the fallen. They must make sacrifices and risks in order to achieve their goal. It releases on April 26th, 2019 in America.
Person 1: What movie are you the most excited for/
Person 2: Avengers End Game! I can't wait to see what happens!
Avengers End Game by BIGBUDDY2400 December 9, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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