Friend: I got a newgirlfriend!
Me: Really, who?!
Friend: Ava Lane!
Me: Bro, you realize she a psycho bitch that avalane… Get out of it while you still can
A quirky girl who is a total introvert. She usually has a pleasant hobby such as art or music. Don't judge her by her cover because as soon as you get to know her you'll figure out how nice (and/or crazy) she actually is.
Guy1: Azalea totally ingnored me today.
Guy2: Probably because she doesn't like you.
The sweetest girl who anyone can possibly know. A little girl who was a fighter and fought for about 6 years. Beautiful, smart, and Justin Bieber's biggest fan. Avalanna was known by millions and fought long and hard, she is now an angel up in Heaven. Great job Avalanna :)
The result of a crappy band name maker, Penis Avalanche is the name of the dopest jazz band in the northern hemisphere. Playing hit singles such as "Trunk of the Pussy Spray" and "Fuck Mel Gibson" the band has quickly gained success as the number one band in Albion, Washington.
The band has since broken up, and reformed so often, that most of the members have no longer play an instrument and instead stare awkwardly at each other for the better part of 12 hours while watching hipster music videos on Youtube and making fun of their poor bass player.
"I can't wait to see the PenisAvalanche, I heard they've reformed again!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!