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Someone who is mad cute and adorable but definitely has autism
My gf could def be named Auttim
auttim by melochips May 20, 2023
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Austimiko 

jerk rapidly, fast movement, steering a vehicle at a fast speed, drifting.
austimiko is a fast speed movement, such as turning quick. a driving movement or force.
Austimiko by Cice Rivera June 21, 2009

Autoimmune disease 

Pretty much pressing the “self destruct button” on your body
Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease*

Body: I’m going to fuck you over
Me: for how long?
Body: forever.
Autoimmune disease by Peanuts b December 11, 2018

Austimino 

A word used to describe someone who is really dumb and ABSOLUTELY stupid, but does not relate to mental illness.
ugh i’m so austimino today

bruh quit being austimino
Austimino by JdPham07 January 7, 2020

autoimmune disease 

A disease in which the body produces antibodies that attack its own tissues, leading to the deterioration and in some cases to the destruction of such tissue. In simpler terms, it is when your immune system...is...bad.
Ayesha had to start taking medication when she got rheumatoid arthritis, a type of autoimmune disease.
autoimmune disease by Ex-Quitter August 4, 2009

Attimeatize 

verb: attimeatise

become accustomed to a new time zone.

"I hope you have attimeatised to the Day Light savings time"

synonyms:adjust, adapt, attune, accustom, get (someone) accustomed, get (someone) used to New time zone.

familiarize someone/oneself with a new timezone, come to terms with, come to accept, learn to live with new timezone;

find one's feet, get one's bearings, become naturalized, become seasoned to any time change;

BIOLOGY

Respond physiologically or behaviourally to changes in a new time factors.

synonyms:adjust, adapt, attune, accustom, get (someone) accustomed, get used to time changes.

familiarize someone/oneself with, find one's way around, come to terms with, come to accept, learn to live with;

integrate, domesticate;
"I am flying to London tomorrow, I hope I can attimeatize quickly for the meeting and not be too tired"
Attimeatize by Tim Spell November 28, 2017

Auntimatter

1. The objects (clothes, trash, make up, etc) your aunt leaves around the house when she is staying with you. This can also be used to describe the mess that is left after her stay.

2. The nonsensical things your aunt says that matter none.
1. Aunt: I can't seem to find my tooth brush.

You: It's in the restroom, along with the left of the auntimatter you left behind.

2. You: I'm so tired of listening to her auntimatter. I feel like I'm talking to a fortune cookie.

Friend: Just don't try to crack her open to find your lucky numbers.
Auntimatter by mandersplatwood March 20, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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