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auntimony 

An exotic metal commonly utilized to alloy with parentium to form a stronger bond between da latter and its "isotopes" (i.e., offspring).
Auntimony may indeed provide supplementary melding of familial relationships, but "auntimoney" can work even greater wonders to keep da pint-sized "isotopes" happy and "connected"; da only problem is dat said undeserved addition of "precious metal" (i.e., gold or silver, which is symbolic of cash) may actually cause a REDUCED "bond" between said little ones and their parentium, since said "base-metal" may then appear stingy and spartan when its more-moderate level of giving is compared to said adult-sisterly contributions!
auntimony by QuacksO January 29, 2022
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Obligatory post-marital payments in respect of a cunt (e.g. former wife).
Paying cuntimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Cuntimony by Newman336 July 29, 2013

Susan B. Antimony 

A historical figure who has helped millions of students memorize the symbol for the element, Antimony.
If you find yourself stuck on remembering Antimony's symbol, think fondly of the character it is named after, Susan B. Antimony.
Susan B. Antimony by kirupa June 17, 2012

Antimonious 

adj. Complicating otherwise simple things in order to make life more of a struggle, and therefore more interesting. See also autoschadenfreude.
"I can't go to that party tonight; I'm feeling too lonely."

"Dude, why do you gotta be so antimonious?"
Antimonious by SkippyD1 May 3, 2006

Antimony 

The 51st semi-metallic element. Antimony has been known since ancient times, as well as its high toxicity. It's an extremely brittle substance that'll form a dust if you crush it, and'll fuck with your lungs if you breathe it. It has its uses in alloys for Type Metal, and compounds for flame-resistance. It's also paired up with Lead for use in electronic goods. The name "Antimony" is formed from the Greek words "Anti" (not) and "Monos" (alone/single), meaning "A metal not found alone". This refers to the fact that it doesn't like being left uncombined, and its ability to form many compounds with other elements to create minerals such as Stibnite (Antimony sulfide), or Dyscrasite (Silver antimonide).
Antimony powder should NOT be snorted, ignoring the fact that it can kill you like many other drugs can.
Antimony by CHNOPS July 8, 2020

antimonogogratipicationalism 

how you this has antimonogogratipicationalism

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you 

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.
bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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