automotivation 

the "last minute" motivation you give yourself on your way to work in your car

I just had the best weekend ever. I need some automotivation because this coffee isn't going to help. I'll listen to music and talk to myself on the whole ride to work.

automotivation by urworsthacker01 October 8, 2011

automatication 

an action you do automatically, as a result of another event or action.

Whoa, sorry I had to blink, it was an automatication!!

automatication by sophayyy57489529 November 10, 2010

antimotivation 

the feeling of being so uninterested in something that you become motivated to do everything but what you really need to accomplish

Sammy: Did you finish the lab report?
George: No, I've done everything possible except that. Antimotivation for the win!

Jessica: Have you started the bio essay?
Henry: Haha are you kidding? I'm so antimotivated that I went through wikipedia reading summaries of shows, season by season.

antimotivation by essays_suck October 15, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008