the "last minute" motivation you give yourself on your way to work in your car
I just had the best weekend ever. I need some automotivation because this coffee isn't going to help. I'll listen to music and talk to myself on the whole ride to work.
(n.) Automating the impossible via processes that seem to involve magic.
(v.) To apply automation to a process or procedure in so brilliant a way as to make it seem if magic was required.
Tim's way of automating things that are impossible has me convinced that he's using automagication.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.