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autokat by Anonymous September 3, 2003

automatic dick 

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)

Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi
I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

Fully semi-automatic 

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words
Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins 

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.
Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

automatik 

term invented in bustabit. usually said to a player sittin 24/7 for years only chatting and sucking for tips. you can also call em "auto".
oh! don't behave like automatik.
automatik by onion9 March 2, 2021