autocorrectish

the native, and "politically correct" language of attempting to be part of society but owning an iOS device

I meant to say "Dayummm" on that insta pic but I got translated into autocorrectish.
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autocorrectish by Smahtass October 12, 2014

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

premature autocorrection 

When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.

When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.

premature autocorrection by JRinSLC July 8, 2015

autocorrectitis 

A chronic condition experienced when a person habitually fails to proofread texts and tweets leading hilarious or incomprehensible content.

-"I couldn't read that last text you sent me"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"

autocorrectitis by AuD14 September 7, 2013

Autocorrecting 

When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.

When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.

I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.

If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.

Autocorrecting by tsteele937 May 31, 2023

Autocorrecting 

When you are talking or telling a story and someone in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting grammar mistakes or details about your story.

For instance, if you were telling a story about a gray car and the person says, “actually it was silver” and you continue with your story and mention that it was on Wednesday and that person says, “actually it was on a Thursday” and you continue and say that it occurred in the evening and they interrupt and say “actually it was in the late afternoon.”

Then you tell them to stop autocorrecting you.

Sophia if you don’t stop autocorrecting me I’m gonna knock you out.

Liv, you would have a lot more friends if you didn’t autocorrect people all the time.

Autocorrecting by tsteele937 May 31, 2023

Autocorrectian slip 

When what your phone autocorrects your text to something that also works or is what you really would like to say.

Example: Tried to text
“I meant your sister”
What your phone sent
“I messy your sister”

My Autocorrectian slip revealed his sister and I had been hooking up.

Autocorrectian slip by BCooperNYC December 21, 2023