auto fail 

Something so lame that it automatically fails under the magnitude of its own lameness

Dude that virtual girlfriend program auto fails, no other words come close to describing it

auto fail by Aron D April 2, 2008

auto fail 

Someone that is so bad at something, that they automatically fail before trying.

John: Mike, why do you even try? You suck at everything

Sarah: What an auto fail!

auto fail by greeker April 4, 2009

Auto-Correct Fail 

when the autocorrect on, say an iphone thinks you have mis spelled a word and it auto changes it to a word that seems sexual or just a fail, making a texting conversation akward or embarresing.

"hey bro did you see my dad in the hospital?"

"no what happned?"
"he slipped on the dick and broke his foot"
"LOL what??"
"OH CRAP I MEANT DECK NOT DICK"
"haha Auto-Correct Fail!"

Auto-Correct Fail by TheNatu103 August 26, 2011

autofail 

To be so inadequate that one receives an automatic failure.
When one has done so poorly from the beginning that redemption of dignity, self-worth and/or passing grades is hopeless.

My essay's introduction was so convoluted that she'll read it and autofail me.

autofail by meeleea November 2, 2009

Autofail 

A feature on many smartphones, commonly referred to as "Autocorrect".

I'd like to use "autofail" in a sentence, but every time I type it in, it gets autocorrected to "autocorrect".

Autofail by VXS II September 19, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020