autofail 

To be so inadequate that one receives an automatic failure.
When one has done so poorly from the beginning that redemption of dignity, self-worth and/or passing grades is hopeless.

My essay's introduction was so convoluted that she'll read it and autofail me.

autofail by meeleea November 2, 2009

Autofail 

A feature on many smartphones, commonly referred to as "Autocorrect".

I'd like to use "autofail" in a sentence, but every time I type it in, it gets autocorrected to "autocorrect".

Autofail by VXS II September 19, 2012

Automail 

Automail is a system of prosthetic limbs used in the Manga/Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist. The main character of the series, Edward Elric has two Automail limbs, as the result of an attempt to use alchemy to bring his mother back to life. The first person introduced in the series as an Automail mechanic, Winry Rockbell designed Edward's Automail. Edward often uses alchemy to transform his Automail into a weapon by making it sharp (much like a knife), he and Winry often get into arguments about his abuse of her mechanics.

Victor: John just lost his arm in Iraq.
Jack: Damn, Automail would work wonders right now...

Automail by nintendo365 October 11, 2009

AutoFill 

When you meet a boy and you automatically start having sex (starts filling you with him nasty little juices).

I got autofilled by some random little fuck last night. Gotta to go get a plan b so that fill ain’t permanent.

AutoFill by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

auto fail 

Something so lame that it automatically fails under the magnitude of its own lameness

Dude that virtual girlfriend program auto fails, no other words come close to describing it

auto fail by Aron D April 2, 2008

auto fail 

Someone that is so bad at something, that they automatically fail before trying.

John: Mike, why do you even try? You suck at everything

Sarah: What an auto fail!

auto fail by greeker April 4, 2009

autofalacio

the act of sucking ones own dick

I'm going to go autofalacio.
I'm really good at autofalacio.

autofalacio by autofalacio April 29, 2014