ausheim 

Shortened version of "ausheimlich", meaning to join ROTC and execute back face left right face up face one face two face red face blue face.

You fucking ausheim, you're an idiot.

ausheim by urbandictuser123 October 4, 2022

Ausheißengesicht 

Literally, "To the naming of the face" in gibberish-German.

Spoken on several occasions by local drunks in Bern, Switzerland and German exchange students in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

"Ausheißengesicht! Vere can ve go for anudder drink?"

Ausheißengesicht by schauschau August 11, 2009

Assheimers 

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything

Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!

Assheimers by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020

Assheimers 

;crippling case of stupidity, one that doesn't think things through nor cares to.

A mental case.

That guy must have Assheimers, he dropped out of medical school to raise pigeons.

Assheimers by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011

ausheimlich

A member of a local ROTC who is clueless about how little they matter in society. They must perform up face back face right face left face one face 2 face red face blue face.

YOU FUCKING AUSHEIMLICH

ausheimlich by urbandictuser123 October 4, 2022

Assheimer's 

The ability to remember someone else's idea, but not that it's not theirs.

Christ, you must have Assheimer's, I just told you that!

Assheimer's by DicBoi December 3, 2020