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auntie g 

auntie g is the most amazing person you'll ever meet! she's amazing from india and has THE BEST curry 🤪❤️

her favourite song is £1 fish and she's always down to party with the betas 😏
she always buys the best £1 fish for her betas and never EVER forgets the bleach in her signature dish (curry) 🖐🙄
she's married to uncle g but will ALWAYS divorce wife for you daling 💖
a:"did you try auntie g's curry yesterday?"
b: "yez daling we're all her curry munchers"
auntie g by betag November 9, 2020
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Auntie-gram 

Like an auntie and a grandma all rolled into one. Your bestie’s grown child has a baby. That baby calls you auntie-gram. All the fun, none of the responsibility.
Grandma, let’s pick up auntie-gram, for some fro-yo and a beach day!
Auntie-gram by Splashy & Flashy September 28, 2021

Auntie Fun Gal

Your uncle's young wife, or mother's younger friend who is always trying to fuck you. Not to be confused with antifungal football spray.
Auntie Fun Gal came over to see my mother. When I told her my mother wasn't home, she sucked my cock instead!
Auntie Fun Gal by Agnos MoreHead December 28, 2006

Goofy ahh uncle/auntie 

A joke in tiktok and youtube, where a bunch of Goofy Ahh Sounds are played, and a monotone voice will say "my goofy ahh auntie/uncle did/said this (goofy ahh sound effect)..."

Usually these jokes are sexual, will make jokes about kidnap or rape/molest.
My Goofy ahh uncle/auntie tried to play with my penis (goofy ahh sound), my mom saw (goofy ahh sound) and hit him with a pan (goofy ahh sound).

auntiegram

Aunt who acts as a grandma. When one considers their aunt as close as a mother,their children call that aunt Auntiegram.
My nieces children call me auntiegram
auntiegram by chrystal fields April 23, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026