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aujinae
Good freind very very funny likes to play bball with friends and hangout a girl that has a big awesome personality
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Aujism
The official medical term for low functioning coomer brain. High functioning coomers are diagnosed with assspermers.
Jerry: Did you hear about Dan?
Tom: No. What about him?
Jerry: He stayed in his room all spring break and did nothing but jerk off to porn. He didn’t even eat or leave his room to use the bathroom, he just reconsumed his jizz and shit for nutrients.
Tom: Oh god! what happened? Is he okay?
Jerry: He lost almost half of his body weight and his mom took him to a behavioral therapist. They diagnosed him with aujism.
Tom: What the fuck is aujism?
Jerry: It’s just the official medical diagnosis for low functioning coomer brain.
Tom: No. What about him?
Jerry: He stayed in his room all spring break and did nothing but jerk off to porn. He didn’t even eat or leave his room to use the bathroom, he just reconsumed his jizz and shit for nutrients.
Tom: Oh god! what happened? Is he okay?
Jerry: He lost almost half of his body weight and his mom took him to a behavioral therapist. They diagnosed him with aujism.
Tom: What the fuck is aujism?
Jerry: It’s just the official medical diagnosis for low functioning coomer brain.
Aujism by chickewingzbruh April 19, 2021
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