aujizzm
aujizzm by Joopmeister2 October 30, 2023
Aurizzm
A kind of high-functioning autism that gives you a higher rizz power level and gives you the ability to activate "rizz conqueror's haki" later on in life. The first person this genetic anomaly was found in was a young Russian boy named "Haron Kineme" who made many women's panties wet by taking them to luxury McDonald's.
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aJizzmatism
aJizzmatism by Douche13 October 21, 2011
Aurizzm
“I went for a handshake while flirting. She found it charming and gave me a hug.”
“That’s some Aurizzm homie”
“That’s some Aurizzm homie”
Aurizzm by Lord Shnartma April 22, 2023
Aurizzm
(ah•rizz•um) noun, adjective; def: Using one’s social handicaps in an attempt to charm another person into a friendship, social contract, or relationship; either romantic or physical.
Fig.1) “-asked her if she wanted to take a ride in my race car bed, and of course she said yes! Aurizzm hard at work baby!”
Fig.2) “My best friend and I bonded over a shared brand of granny underwear.” “Flexed your Aurizzm, I see?”
Fig.2) “My best friend and I bonded over a shared brand of granny underwear.” “Flexed your Aurizzm, I see?”
Aurizzm by Bandit 989 December 19, 2023
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