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A kind of high-functioning autism that gives you a higher rizz power level and gives you the ability to activate "rizz conqueror's haki" later on in life. The first person this genetic anomaly was found in was a young Russian boy named "Haron Kineme" who made many women's panties wet by taking them to luxury McDonald's.
"I got diagnosed with Aurizzm when I was 6 years old, now I get morning blowjobs every day!"
Aurizzm by Chillkagg April 10, 2023
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aJizzmatism 

The process of cumming on a girls glasses
If she didn't have an astigmatism i could have never gave her an aJizzmatism.
aJizzmatism by Douche13 October 21, 2011
The rizz that comes with being autistic
“I went for a handshake while flirting. She found it charming and gave me a hug.”
“That’s some Aurizzm homie
Aurizzm by Lord Shnartma April 22, 2023
(ahrizz•um) noun, adjective; def: Using one’s social handicaps in an attempt to charm another person into a friendship, social contract, or relationship; either romantic or physical.
Fig.1) “-asked her if she wanted to take a ride in my race car bed, and of course she said yes! Aurizzm hard at work baby!”

Fig.2) “My best friend and I bonded over a shared brand of granny underwear.” “Flexed your Aurizzm, I see?”
Aurizzm by Bandit 989 December 19, 2023
Autistic rizz
Jett has that autistic rizz, you could say he is aurizzmic.
aurizzm by TheOutmachoer June 9, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026