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Bohemian Rhapsotard

Someone who claims to be a Queen fan but only likes Bohemian Rhapsody. They may also be acquainted with the songs We Will Rock You and We Are the Champions but it's 50/50 as to whether or not they even know they're by the same band. Speaking of the whole band, they usually do not know who any of the personnel is except Freddie Mercury. In fact, to most of them, "Queen" and Freddie Mercury are interchangeable. They tend to have very narrow and trendy music tastes to begin with.

Dan: So what type of music do you listen to?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Oh you know, Billie Eilish, Ariana Grande, Maroon 5...
Dan: Any classic rock?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Classic rock?
Dan: You know, like Queen.
Bohemian Rhapsotard: I love Queen!
Dan: Really? Me too! What's your favorite album by them? Mines News of The World!
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Uh...Bohemian Rhapsody?
Dan: Oh, so you like A Night at the Opera?
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Uh...what? No, I like Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. You know? Freddie Mercury?
Dan: ...and Brian May, and Roger Taylor, and John Deacon...
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Who???
Dan: ...
Bohemian Rhapsotard: Oh yeah, speaking of classic rock, I LOVE those songs We Are the Champions and We Will Rock You. I never found out who made those though...

by chickewingzbruh February 29, 2020

Anne Fagette

A name that sounds like an faggot.

Barry: What you just said sounds like something Anne Fagette would say...

Ben: What the fuck man?! What I said doesn't sound gay at all!

Barry: Noooo, I said Anne Fagette.

Ben: Who's that?

Barry: Uuhh...a poet...

by chickewingzbruh February 16, 2017

Niggle

The way Rich Homie Quan says, nigga.

"My niggles been hustlin tryna make him sumthin..."

"I said that I'mma ride foh my muh fuckin niggles."

"My niggles my niggles."

"My niggle we eatin, my niggle get a plate."

by chickewingzbruh February 3, 2017

an faggot

An faggot, an fagot, or an fagit is how you call some one a faggot in Dolan speak.

Dolan Duk: spodermen ur such an faggot/an fagot/an fagit

Spodermen: dolan pls...

by chickewingzbruh February 16, 2017

Aujism

The official medical term for low functioning coomer brain. High functioning coomers are diagnosed with assspermers.

Jerry: Did you hear about Dan?
Tom: No. What about him?

Jerry: He stayed in his room all spring break and did nothing but jerk off to porn. He didn’t even eat or leave his room to use the bathroom, he just reconsumed his jizz and shit for nutrients.
Tom: Oh god! what happened? Is he okay?
Jerry: He lost almost half of his body weight and his mom took him to a behavioral therapist. They diagnosed him with aujism.
Tom: What the fuck is aujism?

Jerry: It’s just the official medical diagnosis for low functioning coomer brain.

by chickewingzbruh April 19, 2021

Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.

Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."

by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019

hit you in your cheeks

It is an expression used in the, "if it hit you", manner. As in something you currently do not realize or experience. It literally means if something bluntly hit you in your butt/ass cheeks.

"You wouldn't know loyalty if it hit you in your cheeks, homie." - Quote or similar quote to a line said by Carl Johnson to Ryder in GTA: SA

by chickewingzbruh November 21, 2016