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Austeja
One of the most craziest girls that I know, a textbook definition of P.A.R.T.Y A.N.I.M.A.L, originally from Lithuania, Austeja's elevate the insanity and party level or any jam from a 0 to a 11 outta 10.
Party Member #1: Yo bro, did you go to that house party last friday night?
Party Member #2: Yeah man, cause Austeja was there
Party Member #1: Really? Damn, u didn't tell me she was there? She's like the only reason why Jams are worth going to- ur too lucky bro
Party Member #2: Of course bro, of course
Party Member #2: Yeah man, cause Austeja was there
Party Member #1: Really? Damn, u didn't tell me she was there? She's like the only reason why Jams are worth going to- ur too lucky bro
Party Member #2: Of course bro, of course
Austeja by The one and only truth 2012 October 23, 2011
Amitee
A person who is a natural at making you laugh, in any situation. A crazy, loving and fun person to be around. Her friends and family mean the world to her and will do anything for them. If you ever meet a Amitee, never let her go, ever.
"Your such an amazing friend, a Amitee."
aite
"Aite, that's cool"
auntea
auntea by luver4ever April 20, 2018
St Austell
One of the largest towns in Cornwall, St Austell is a old mining town turned shopping mecca. Due to to recent developments to the town centre St Austell has changed from a boring shithole to an expensive boring shithole. Notable locations include Gover, a chav infested rat-hole at the bottom of town, and the somewhat ridiculous rivalry between the two secondary schools - Poltair and Penrice. Both are equally crap, the only difference is that one has wannabe scum and the other has stupid scum. St Austell has one of the nicest primary schools ever - Pondhu.
Other interesting facts include that anybody who is a nice or decent person in St Austell lives on the outskirts - since the overwhelming chaviness of the rest of the town tends to change decent people into monsters obsessed with tracksuits and shagging everything that moves.
St Austell and the surrounding area is actually incredibly beautiful, but half the inhabitants don't know what they're missing. One country road leading out from St Austell is filled with some incredible wildlife that has taken up living in the abandoned clay mines - it is in Cornwall after all.
Other notable locations include Cornwall College, Bethel, Trewoon, Moorland Road, , The train station with links to Par and Plymouth, Asda, Radio St Austell Bay and the Rugby Club.
Other interesting facts include that anybody who is a nice or decent person in St Austell lives on the outskirts - since the overwhelming chaviness of the rest of the town tends to change decent people into monsters obsessed with tracksuits and shagging everything that moves.
St Austell and the surrounding area is actually incredibly beautiful, but half the inhabitants don't know what they're missing. One country road leading out from St Austell is filled with some incredible wildlife that has taken up living in the abandoned clay mines - it is in Cornwall after all.
Other notable locations include Cornwall College, Bethel, Trewoon, Moorland Road, , The train station with links to Par and Plymouth, Asda, Radio St Austell Bay and the Rugby Club.
St Austell by Gracie Dster April 8, 2011
austerian
austerian, n.; pl. austerians. Pejorative. A person who advocates austerity, that is, cutting government expenditures, particularly social expenditures, in an effort to cut governmental deficits. (A comic formation based on the word "austerity" blended with the word "Austrian," since austerity policies are associated with the "Austrian School of Economics")
austerian, adj.: of or pertaining to policies advocated by austerians or to austerians themselves.
austerian, adj.: of or pertaining to policies advocated by austerians or to austerians themselves.
From AmericaBlog, by Gaius Publius, Feb. 2, 2013:
Noun: "Paul Krugman’s recent column looks at the romance between the “austerians” — the promoters of austerity for economically troubled nations — and the need to inflict pain to get economic gain."
Adjective: "Then he Krugman pivots to austerian attempts to find an example of occasions when austerity policies have been successful
Noun: "Paul Krugman’s recent column looks at the romance between the “austerians” — the promoters of austerity for economically troubled nations — and the need to inflict pain to get economic gain."
Adjective: "Then he Krugman pivots to austerian attempts to find an example of occasions when austerity policies have been successful
austerian by metrodorus February 11, 2013
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