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Augustus Gloop 

An alcoholic beverage in which a Jello Shot is dropped into a beer, resembeling the fat kid from willy wanka Augustus Gloop drowining in the chocolate. Otherwise known as A Gloops, The Gloop, and Gloops. Invented by Bieber CNB and Duff BNGP.
When You cant stand another saki bomb, drink an Augustus Gloop.
Gulp the Gloop.
"I couldn't get Augustus out of the Gloop, the Jello stuck to the cup.
Augustus Gloop by Bieber CNB November 14, 2010
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augustus gloop 

augustus gloop by Sokar September 11, 2013

Augustus Gloop 

An alcoholic beverage where one drops a jell-o shot into a beer and proceeds to chug the drink down, finishing the drink by slurping the jell-o shot out of the cup.
The party sucked and there were only fugly girls, so we just got trashed on a few Augustus Gloops.
The best part of an Augustus Gloop is the slithery jell-o shot at the bottom of the beer.
Augustus Gloop by BiebsKX November 13, 2010

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they take a dump.
They listened to old GG Allin records while he pulled off The Augustus Gloop
The Augustus Gloop by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they are taking a dump.
They listened to GG Allin records while he pep-talked her into doing The Augustus Gloop.
The Augustus Gloop by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.
Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.
Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Augustus Glooping 

noun
ɑˈgʌstəs glue pɪŋ

The action of placing a single fudge pop into one's anus and allowing it to melt onto the face of another.
Augustus glooping is a tasty alternative to waterboarding.
Augustus Glooping by Allanus May 12, 2022
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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