audii

Audii is a very interesting person with floofy hair
They have a fucking godly artsyle, but they deny that and sell their art for a billion dollars.
They are a total ture and they enjoy watching you suffer. Audii is the best friend you will ever have so cherish them or else🔪

Audii is amazing

by Notraine April 2, 2022

audio terrorism

Action characterized by the selection of outdated, abrasive, inappropriate, or otherwise unpleasant music in a public setting. Such action may be intentional or unintentional.

Audio Terrorist: "I noticed a couple approach the TouchTunes Jukebox. Little do they know I just put $20 into the mobile app to select terrible music making them look like total squares."

Victim 1:"Let's listen to that new hit song that everyone likes - What the hell! I didn't want to hear Who Let The Dogs Out by Baja Men 13 times!"

Victim 2:"Why the fuck did you pick this shitty music? This is audio terrorism. I'm going to a different bar."

Audio Terrorist(Disguised as a victim): "Yeah WTF!"

by ThorskyHustle October 2, 2013

Whimper audio

The sound of men whimpering. Often liked by homosexuals or horny women. It became popular on TikTok and now people are even paying for whimper audios and hounding men to do it.

Sarah- Jacob blessed us with a whimper audio.

Stephanie- Who knew a guy could be so submissive and breedable?
Sarah- I know, right?

by Explaining shit June 25, 2023

Audient

An audience of one. An attendee at the kind of concert or sporting event where the name of the crowd is published for the benefit of the other participants.

n
1. a spectator or listener, esp at a public event such as a concert or play
2. the person reached by a book, film, or radio or television programme
3. the devotee or follower of a public entertainer, lecturer, etc.

Our band's first concert went well - we were really kicking it. The Audient was overcome with emotion, and promised to bring a friend to the next gig. The bar staff also applauded. The drummer got the audient's phone number !

by KeithMyArthe November 6, 2011

anal audio

Synonym for fart.

Ted ate too much Mexican food last night that I could hardly hear myself think today, thanks to his anal audio.

by dejaflu August 20, 2010

audio visual

A typical school extra-curricular club that in the 60s - early 90s used to be very nerdy and uncool. Now, AV has become very advanced, you get to learn about the recording industry, getting students ready usually to get a good college for audio recording. Jobs include running live sound for concerts and plays, and lighting design. Can be a very rewarding experience. WARNING: May lead to catching the audiophile fever.

Audio Visual was fun today. We got to skip half of our classes to run audio for a show.

by alexis123 June 21, 2008

Audi Cunt

A person (usually male) who is otherwise a decent, respectable and likeable person who for reasons unknown to science turns into an absolute and complete cunt the second he gets behind the wheel of an Audi and thereafter drives as though he and only he has the right to be on the road.

Gavin: "...I was driving up the M1 today going into the roadworks, everyone was merging in turn nicely and as I was about to change lanes this cunt comes roaring up and blocks me, then the next guy does the same and so did the cunt after him."
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"

by tincopper May 22, 2013