5 definitions by tincopper
The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.
Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
by tincopper February 13, 2011
A person (usually male) who is otherwise a decent, respectable and likeable person who for reasons unknown to science turns into an absolute and complete cunt the second he gets behind the wheel of an Audi and thereafter drives as though he and only he has the right to be on the road.
Gavin: "...I was driving up the M1 today going into the roadworks, everyone was merging in turn nicely and as I was about to change lanes this cunt comes roaring up and blocks me, then the next guy does the same and so did the cunt after him."
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"
by tincopper May 22, 2013
The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.
Email from Mark:
'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'
Email reply from Michelle
'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'
'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'
Email reply from Michelle
'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'
by tincopper July 13, 2016
For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
by tincopper March 11, 2014
A person or couple previously interesting and good conversationalists who now that they have children talk about nothing other than everything their children do no matter how mundane and are utterly oblivious to the fact that they now bore the shit out of everyone.
Mary (Mother) "You should see Caitlin and Ashley play with their new little brother it's so sweet"
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
by tincopper September 26, 2010