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Guy with a mop head who is sick at karate
He is an Attwoll
attwoll by Messimaxhandlebean November 23, 2016
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Attollophobia 

attollo is latin for elevators

phobia is latin for fear
The fear of elevators ; but mostly as to fear of the elevator crashing down, shutting off, or never opening. as you might know this might be referred to Claustraphobia but this is something different. This is the fear of things going wrong instead of tight spaces.
i have this fear of being in a situation of being stuck in an elevator; attollophobia
Attollophobia by skatr.girl February 27, 2019

Attrollney@Lawl 

Someone highly skilled in destroying would be trolls, usually by way of counter-trolling them so well that they become self-raged and eat a rainbow taco.

Notable AtTROLLneys@LawL include Section9's Cyborg, Joe Rogan and Henry Rollins; all of whom have passed the bar exam on being an Attrollney and angering wouldbe hecklers.
TROLL: HEY GUYS UMAD?

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: OBJECTION!! Prosecution is fat and currently using McDonald's WiFi while being such a porky cow; thus his testimony is food-based and his accusations of mad stem from his high blood pressure. I move to a motion of lol@fattie and to have his statement stricken from the records.

TROLL: WTF U PHAG IMNOT FAT STFU

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: Yes, you are you look like yous swallowed a hot air balloon. The Defense rests, you tubby bitsh.

Observer: Thank god we hired Cyrus Borgums, Attrollney@lawl .
When a chick get's fucked when she's passed out after drinking too much!
Damn did you hear about Liz? I Got told she got Attwell'd
Attwell by SunkLoto November 19, 2004

Attwellphobia 

attwellphobia is a fear/hate of tall,slender light skined girls.
most female nerds in high school got attwellphobia
Attwellphobia by amazin ab January 12, 2013
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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