Asti

A charming person that looks very innocent but can kill you and rake your intestines from the inside.

Asti is evil but is well mannered.

by tubol December 22, 2016

Asti

Is a girl or a guy who has an abusive attitude toward their significant other but is secretly lovestruck on the inside. They usually play out as having an awful attitude toward someone and often criticizing them in one way or another (typically roasting them online), until they eventually warm up to them or fall deeply in love with them, though they usually find it very hard to admit it and may outright deny it (in most cases, by using extreme force).

You're denying you like him? Ugh, you are such an Asti.

by ◯ ᴥ ◯ April 23, 2017

Asti

Is a girl or a guy who has an abusive attitude toward their significant other but is secretly lovestruck on the inside. They usually play out as having an awful attitude toward someone and often criticizing them in one way or another (typically roasting them online), until they eventually warm up to them or fall deeply in love with them, though they usually find it very hard to admit it and may outright deny it (in most cases, by using extreme force).

You're denying you like him? Ugh, you are such an Asti.

by ◯ ᴥ ◯ April 24, 2017

Asti boi

Asti Boi is the man. Mostly used in the south but sometimes used up north in places like west virgin and north Dakota. Asti Boi is that one guy that you would think is smart but he's really not unless you give him some weed. He's a stoner 24/7 and works at burger king with some girl name Shanique but besides that get you an Asti boy. Trust me you won't regret it.

Jeffery: Yoooooo what's that guy's name

Frank: He seems like an Asti Boi

Jeffery: Who?
Frank:Asti Boi. Just look at him he's stoned out of his mind
Jeffery: It does smell like weed

by DdddPhoniexdddddd March 19, 2020

Asti Spumante

Italian slang for persons rear end, behind, or butthole

If anybody messes with the Falcone family they'll get it up the Asti Spumante (must be spoken using your best Robert De Niro voice

by Dizzy Asian January 15, 2015

Matt Asti

Bassist in MGMT's touring band. Seen as the most cuddly member, Matt is tall, awkward, and has great hair. He can also be described using the word "kittens" as well as band mate, Ben Goldwasser.

Sarah: "Who is the best cuddler you know?"
Jane: "Matt Asti, duh!"

by whoismissing July 17, 2010

chotor asti

Means "How are you" in farsi.

Boy 1: Hey man, chotor asti?
Boy 2: Not bad and yourself?
Boy 1: Good, Good!

by afghanbacha November 11, 2011