Asti
A charming person that looks very innocent but can kill you and rake your intestines from the inside.
Asti is evil but is well mannered.
Asti
Is a girl or a guy who has an abusive attitude toward their significant other but is secretly lovestruck on the inside. They usually play out as having an awful attitude toward someone and often criticizing them in one way or another (typically roasting them online), until they eventually warm up to them or fall deeply in love with them, though they usually find it very hard to admit it and may outright deny it (in most cases, by using extreme force).
Asti
Is a girl or a guy who has an abusive attitude toward their significant other but is secretly lovestruck on the inside. They usually play out as having an awful attitude toward someone and often criticizing them in one way or another (typically roasting them online), until they eventually warm up to them or fall deeply in love with them, though they usually find it very hard to admit it and may outright deny it (in most cases, by using extreme force).
Asti boi
Asti Boi is the man. Mostly used in the south but sometimes used up north in places like west virgin and north Dakota. Asti Boi is that one guy that you would think is smart but he's really not unless you give him some weed. He's a stoner 24/7 and works at burger king with some girl name Shanique but besides that get you an Asti boy. Trust me you won't regret it.
Jeffery: Yoooooo what's that guy's name
Frank: He seems like an Asti Boi
Jeffery: Who?
Frank:Asti Boi. Just look at him he's stoned out of his mind
Jeffery: It does smell like weed
Frank: He seems like an Asti Boi
Jeffery: Who?
Frank:Asti Boi. Just look at him he's stoned out of his mind
Jeffery: It does smell like weed
Asti boi by DdddPhoniexdddddd March 19, 2020
Asti Spumante
If anybody messes with the Falcone family they'll get it up the Asti Spumante (must be spoken using your best Robert De Niro voice
Asti Spumante by Dizzy Asian January 15, 2015
Asti masti
Asti masti by Asti masti August 19, 2026
Matt Asti
Bassist in MGMT's touring band. Seen as the most cuddly member, Matt is tall, awkward, and has great hair. He can also be described using the word "kittens" as well as band mate, Ben Goldwasser.
Matt Asti by whoismissing July 17, 2010
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A pornographic film.
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fache-couture
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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