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assential
Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.
assential by doradothedog May 19, 2010
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Abstentia Dementia
The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"
"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
Abstentia Dementia by xcryptic August 18, 2016
assential errand
During 'shelter in place', essential errands are allowed. Does that mean booty calls are permissible? We shall call it.. . an assential errand.
assential errand by dualitysillusionlovestruth March 20, 2020
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