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assential 

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.
(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.
assential by doradothedog May 19, 2010
Ascentia ownes all
ascentia by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Asiential 

1) A fond term used when not wanting to insult a person or group of Asians by labeling them as one nationality or another. 2) A word used to describe something with an Asian trait, characteristic or feel to it. 3) Can be used synonymously with the term Feng Shui when describing interior design.
You look very Asiential in your kimono.
Asiential by iamsanman March 24, 2010
Ascentia rules
Ascentia by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Abstentia Dementia 

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
Abstentia Dementia by xcryptic August 18, 2016

assential errand 

During 'shelter in place', essential errands are allowed. Does that mean booty calls are permissible? We shall call it.. . an assential errand.
..But officer, I'm trying to complete an assential errand.