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assential 

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.
(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.
assential by doradothedog May 19, 2010
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Ascentia ownes all
ascentia by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Asiential 

1) A fond term used when not wanting to insult a person or group of Asians by labeling them as one nationality or another. 2) A word used to describe something with an Asian trait, characteristic or feel to it. 3) Can be used synonymously with the term Feng Shui when describing interior design.
You look very Asiential in your kimono.
Asiential by iamsanman March 24, 2010
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Ascentia rules
Ascentia by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Abstentia Dementia 

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.
"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."
Abstentia Dementia by xcryptic August 18, 2016

assential errand 

During 'shelter in place', essential errands are allowed. Does that mean booty calls are permissible? We shall call it.. . an assential errand.
..But officer, I'm trying to complete an assential errand.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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