Definitions by xcryptic

Abstentia Dementia 

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.

"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."

Abstentia Dementia by xcryptic August 18, 2016

sock fucker 

One that has intercourse with their socks on.

Your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock fucker.

sock fucker by xcryptic April 11, 2006

fetter 

An inbred or mentally challenged individual, usually hailing from the Southern States or remote parts of Canada (Toronto) quite often occupying space in the cubical next to yours at work.

"Quit being such a fetter, and give me back my f**king stapler."

fetter by xcryptic March 18, 2004

pillboy 

1. An individual that is pathologically neurotic or extremely hyper.
2. One that partakes in the consumption of pills, coffee or other state-altering drugs, causing annoying and somewhat offensive yet comical behavior.

"Down, pillboy, down!"

"Easy, pillboy... you one capuccino short of an aneurism."

pillboy by xcryptic March 18, 2004