4 definitions by xcryptic

pillboy

1. An individual that is pathologically neurotic or extremely hyper.
2. One that partakes in the consumption of pills, coffee or other state-altering drugs, causing annoying and somewhat offensive yet comical behavior.

"Down, pillboy, down!"

"Easy, pillboy... you one capuccino short of an aneurism."

by xcryptic March 18, 2004

sock fucker

One that has intercourse with their socks on.

Your mom has intercourse with her socks on; ergo, she is a sock fucker.

by xcryptic February 27, 2006

Abstentia Dementia

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.

"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."

by xcryptic August 19, 2016

fetter

An inbred or mentally challenged individual, usually hailing from the Southern States or remote parts of Canada (Toronto) quite often occupying space in the cubical next to yours at work.

"Quit being such a fetter, and give me back my f**king stapler."

by xcryptic March 18, 2004