asswrench 

A person who is so stupid that the only thing they can be used for is cleaning an ass.

Shut it, asswrench!

asswrench by Kerry Elliott January 2, 2004

asscrunchie

1.) See John Kerry
2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.

1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!

asscrunchie by fucwad March 18, 2004

cuntphobic asswrecker 

Highly insulting (but nonetheless creative) term for a male homosexual.

You cuntphobic asswrecker!

cuntphobic asswrecker by Kiyohira June 13, 2005

Asswreck 

The act of wrecking someones ass.

To Have furious Buttsex
To Just completely destroy your partners ass, making her bunghole many times the size it is normally, and making it completely wide enough to fit your fist.

Lebron: Hey Cockmonger, I asswrecked your mom last night!!

Jack: Fuck You Nigga!

Asswreck by inthabutt April 16, 2011

assbench 

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.

Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(

assbench by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009

assrancher 

(1) one who keeps a lot of booty in the stables. (2) a "pimp" in the metrosexual sence. (3) someone who dates a lot and never takes anyone to market.

"That is the fifth guy I have seen him with tonight...What an Assrancher.

assrancher by D-Dirty Buckshot June 28, 2007

assclench 

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

assclench by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003