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asscrunchie

1.) See John Kerry
2.) The act of providing yo ho wiff her first ass boning.
1.) Well, Buffy, I see that Asscrunchie Kerry is waffling on his so called platform again. Anymore pate left?
2.) Ima give Shaneequa an asscrunchie Saddy nite. I hopes her crack stank has improved and shit before then, Homes!
asscrunchie by fucwad March 18, 2004

cuntphobic asswrecker 

Highly insulting (but nonetheless creative) term for a male homosexual.
You cuntphobic asswrecker!

Asswreck 

The act of wrecking someones ass.

To Have furious Buttsex
To Just completely destroy your partners ass, making her bunghole many times the size it is normally, and making it completely wide enough to fit your fist.
Lebron: Hey Cockmonger, I asswrecked your mom last night!!

Jack: Fuck You Nigga!
Asswreck by inthabutt April 16, 2011

assbench 

When a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
Ed: Bro, your mom has a friggen assbench! Check that thing out, I could like put a glass of water on top of it and it wouldn't spill! hahaah

Phil: ....=(
assbench by mrfizzwidget398 July 23, 2009

assrancher 

(1) one who keeps a lot of booty in the stables. (2) a "pimp" in the metrosexual sence. (3) someone who dates a lot and never takes anyone to market.
"That is the fifth guy I have seen him with tonight...What an Assrancher.
assrancher by D-Dirty Buckshot June 28, 2007

assclench 

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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