This is the disorder of assuming, since "osis" is the prefix in medicine that means "disorder". One might say that assumosis is diffusion of an idea across neural membranes, yours and mine.
Assumosis is one of his greater flaws. He thinks he knows what I think and feel, but his assumptions are far from my truth.
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Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.
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As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.
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Get the ASSINOSIS mug.An offensive form of flatulence that can't be explained by the mere passing of hot air around turds; typically silent and not necessarily limited to rotten egg stench.
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