Assiated 

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.

"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"

Assiated by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005

Voluntary assisted dying 

It means that a person can ask a doctor to kill themselves. To do that they must be suffering an illness and have decision making capability. 99.9% of the people who are suffering an illness don't have decision making capability.

Voluntary assisted dying is the best way to kill yourself.

Voluntary assisted dying by OfficeMS July 16, 2023

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

Cone-Assisted Banter 

More commonly referred to as C.A.B.

To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.

Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters

"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"

M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"

Cone-Assisted Banter by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009

Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.

"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"

Ice-Assisted Banter by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009

boob assisted 

To have unfairly achieved something purely through the possession of large breasts despite lack of relevant knowledge or skills.

Jenny got given the last bagel just by sticking her breasts out, stupid boob assisted hussy.

With her double D breasts, Clarissa was a shoe in for the job. Boob assistance does it again!

boob assisted by pry January 26, 2005

assisted entry 

when one sticks their hand into either the anus or vagina of another and then inserts his penis and proceeds to masturbate

this chicks asshole was so loose i was able to have an assisted entry

assisted entry by Ha1fdime January 9, 2008