asswrinkle 

A really stupid (or otherwise useless) person (visualize the cottage cheese-like deformities on an overweight (or otherwise flabby) person's posterior).

No, you can't fit that construction cone in your left nostril. Now stop being an asswrinkle and help me {insert action here}.

asswrinkle by ash1337 September 8, 2006

AssWrangler 

A person who loves all types of ass no matter what it is. They will have sex with anything that is in the shape of an ass or annything that has an ass

Person: Wow your such an AssWrangler

AssWrangler by Anti AssWrangler April 24, 2010

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.

Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....

asspringle by nehpets134 October 16, 2012

anuswrinkle 

a wrinkle on the anus caused by loose butthole from anal sex

damn so much anal sex gave me some anuswrinkle

anuswrinkle by zach May 13, 2005

ass wrinkle 

a wrinkle on your ass and a funny name to call somebody

yor a fuckin ass wrinkle

ass wrinkle by ass wrinkle June 12, 2010

AssDrinker 

Someone who sits on their ass all day flipping channels and is overall a lazy sack of shit.

"You don't do anything around the house"
"Yeah? Well, you're an assdrinker."

AssDrinker by ProxZ32 June 7, 2019

asswrangler 

one who spends their time wrangling ass (in other words, wasting time doing nothing).

Timmy, aren't you ever going to do any productive with your life? You're nothing but an asswrangler.

asswrangler by Carl J18 November 17, 2007