asspocket

Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.

Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.

by beatation February 22, 2011

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets , and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb May 15, 2007