Ashpocket 

Ashpocket (noun) To ash a cigarette in your pocket due to lack of ashtray or other form of disposal. Generally done when you smoke indoors and you misplaced your ashtray, or it was out of reach and you didn't want to ash on the carpet. Similar to ashhand

"Hey Greg, where's the ashtray?" - "I thought you had it." - "No, I guess I'll have to use an ashpocket"

Ashpocket by I2ustySpork February 4, 2010

assrocket 

A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea

"Man, every time I have Thai food, I kick AssRockets 6 feet down the crapper."

assrocket by KingWarthog April 15, 2003

assrocket 

A gay man's penis.

"Ooooooww, I just love gettin me some big assrocket!" said Dave, the local homo.

assrocket by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

Airpocket 

When u get a pocket of air in ur pants that looks like a 1 inch

Oh look nermans got an airpocket, ahahhaahha

Airpocket by Bermanthesavage June 29, 2020

asspockets 

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

asspockets by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

Airpocket 

Farting in other peoples mouth while getting licked in the asshole

Omg jenny gave me a airpocket

Airpocket by twatyhanger February 7, 2015

asspocket 

Someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.

Scrooge is such an asspocket, he wouldn't even give Bob Cratchit a Christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.

asspocket by beatation February 22, 2011