assplored 

To have had butt sex.

Man, I asked Gina if she'd ever been assplored and she said "Hell yeah! Many times!" It was so hot!

assplored by ashley n. July 31, 2006

assplode

A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.

That meth house is going to assplode one day.

assplode by dispenser January 19, 2006

Asspload 

Sound of your ass blowing up.

I ASSPLOADED!

Asspload by LuffyOniiSan May 1, 2009

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

assplode by pennyloafer September 14, 2008

Assbored 

Commonly used in the service industry; The feeling one gets while doing absolutly nothing, when you suddenly realize you could be making money

--- commonly associated with an asshole feeling inside

Brandon- I'm so effin' assbored right meow!

Assbored by Romeo! June 7, 2009

assplode

Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.

Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.

assplode by dutchboy July 28, 2016

Assplode

Diarrhea; or the same sort of actions

The people assplode in various days of the week.

Assplode by Professor Anonymous August 4, 2006