asploded 

The past tense form of the verb to asplode.

"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"

asploded by Asploded_on_ya_face May 24, 2009

asplode 

verb. Explode

"Your Head Asplode"
-Homestarrunner.com

asplode by Dern Wook March 6, 2004

asplode 

v. to self-combust or become structurally compromised in a most likely spontaneous manner

Strong Bad: Your head asplode.

asplode by Daniel Webster December 30, 2004

asplode 

To explode.

Used satirically in a Strong Bad E-mail as an example of poor Japanese to English vide ogame translation.

Strong Bad's head: Your head a splode!

asplode by Crovax of 404 December 19, 2004

asplode 

verb (asplode, asplodes, asploding, asploded; n. asplosion, asplosions)

A mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person's head, though anything is subject to asploding.

It is a spontaneous and violent act, though usually its effects are only temporary, restoring its victim to continue normally or asplode again. An asplosion may occur if a person is overwhelmed by current circumstances, or if the existence of an object must suddenly cease to exist.

Most comical attacks such as a Shoop Da Whoop will cause an asplosion, but it itself functions as an attack either by suicide asplosions or declaring something else to have asploded.

"Fire the proton torpedoes in the exhaust port to make the Death Star asplode!"

"IMMA FIRIN MAH-- Oh no I swallowed my las--" *asplodes*

"In A.D. 2101 war was beginning." *universe asplodes*

asplode by TerraGamerX March 10, 2009

Asplode 

To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.

Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*

Asplode by Teatard January 28, 2009

Asplode 

Like an explosion, but usually more random, and occurs in strange situations.

Shit man, did you just see that rabbit asplode? It was all like, Kursplosion!

Asplode by Sly O.D. May 17, 2006