4 definitions by dispenser
by dispenser November 19, 2015
Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz
Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.
by dispenser June 8, 2019
Bro, you got some nasty fagatosis today, how many dicks did you suck last night? Please brush your teeth!
by dispenser August 1, 2018
by dispenser January 19, 2006