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A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.
That meth house is going to assplode one day.
assplode by dispenser January 19, 2006
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To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
assplode by pennyloafer September 14, 2008
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Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.
Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.
assplode by dutchboy July 28, 2016
The people assplode in various days of the week.
Assplode by Professor Anonymous August 4, 2006
To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.
assplode by pennyloafer June 7, 2007
When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load
Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode
assplode by Grunchy February 23, 2009

volcano assplode 

the volcano assplode happens when you consume to many volcano items from the taco bell menu including the volcano taco and u have massive amounts of dirrhea from your ass
hey whats up man. hold on i just had some volcano tacos and im having a volcano assplode.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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