WTF Moment

That moment when somebody does something so stupid that it renders you speechless.

Mike: "Did you see Joe hanging off the side of that building yesterday?"
Dave: " Yeah. That was a definite WTF Moment."

by dutchboy October 23, 2015

Sock Tucker

A male who compensates for a perceived lack of penis size by tucking a pair of rolled-up socks in his underwear. (Commonly used as an insult)

Look at him! He is such a sock tucker.

by dutchboy September 04, 2012

assplode

Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.

Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.

by dutchboy March 13, 2016

going through the gig

Used to describe someone who is having an unusual amount of drama and bad luck all at the same time. (I encountered this expression on YouTube, actual origin unknown)

Did you hear about Joe? He’s really going through the gig right now.

by dutchboy September 04, 2018