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Asspaper 

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper
Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass
Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008

ass player 

some 1 who is constantly playing with there ass (sticking fingers in massaging or rubbing with care)
sabrina is an expert ass player she owns her own clinic and her fav client is dominic and she also gives free complamenarycleavland steamers
ass player by cunt crammer69 October 1, 2005

arizona assplay 

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.
Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.
arizona assplay by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

ass player 

some1 who plays with their ass in front of a large audience that mainly consists of creepy men
sabrina is a pro ass player that made it to the final round of the olympics to beat domenic
ass player by asspro67 October 1, 2005

vatican assplay 

Your pope molests you
Guy 1: Do you want to hang out Sunday
Guy 2: I can't im an alter boy and the pope requested for some vatican assplay.
vatican assplay by Nickdemy98 August 6, 2015

ageplayer 

A person WHO LOVES TO FUCK MOM'S ASS!
OH YES MOMMY LET ME TAP DAT ASS! An example of ageplayer
ageplayer by Age player dat ass January 12, 2018